Boro Bistro review – date of visit Saturday October 2025
Boro Bistro review
Under the bridge and down the steps, en-route Borough Market, a perpendicular swivel to your right finds you enface an alleyway. There you find a courtyard leased out to indoor crazy golf and Boro Bistro. I would say, follow the fairy lights but they’re everywhere now.
Snails with Garlic butter
The snails with garlic butter were tough. Chewy was my first bite. At £9 a plate I reserved my judgement. Not a bad idea as, like a camp symphony that teases, my second twist into the shell pulled out more snail meat that bit like wagyu married a fat Gordal olive. Earthy. Nutty and happily married with garlic butter.
Ricard Pastis
The main snails eaten in France are the Helix pomatia (Burgundy snail), although Bulots – i.e. sea snails or whelks are commonly found on restaurant menus in Brittany and Normandy. The Burgundy snail is consumed in this way, as is presented with garlic butter. A Bulot is eaten as a steamed head-on grey or pink Crevette or prawn, with lemon and a side of mayonnaise. I assume its got more crunch and salinity.
The menu at Boro Bistro
It’s not easy to find Ricard or a Pastis in London on a menu. It’s a an aniseed heavy drink that is not too sweet. Good for digestion and typically consumed in summer months. You have to ask for how you want it served if you find it on a menu in London.
The service is lacklustre here Boro Bistro but I’m late to my reservation and it is a Saturday night where I can see most first dates or Friday night date dissections (over a glass of white wine) are well underway.
The best leeks I ate in my life
The French have a way with alliums. Shakespeare convinced us that good and evil are interchangeable; elopement; familial estrangement; murder and all those fun things are all about nothing.
The French convinced me that garlic, even raw and stripped down to only unpeeled white noise – is good.
If a dish corrupted my character that night, it was the roasted leeks with pistachio & mint pesto and hazelnut.
Taken, this review is mostly beautiful images (as the truffle fries were soggy and far too truffle forward for me and the salad was OK but too ingredient heavy for my liking) I would say that was some corruption.
I will come again and try out more dishes, if I’m in area, although there are a lot of other restaurants round the corner I’d like to try first. 6.8/10 for experience. Overall….
Colbert, not to be confused by the American comedian and writer of the same nomenclature, was opened to replace the Oriel restaurant in October 2012. Colbert the restaurant was created by Jeremy King and Chris Corbin after the Earl of Cadogan, the landlord, was dissatisfied with his meal at the Oriel and chose not to renew its lease.
Two things we don’t see on a French Brasserie or Bistro menu in London are a well balanced soupe à l’oignon or French Onion soup and a menu that includes Pastis, let alone a selection of it to choose from.
These have never been removed nor changed from the menu since I have been coming here for over 6 years.
French Onion Soup and Ricard at Colbert, Chelsea
As a morose Goldilocks warned with her; too hot, too cold and just right porridge tasting, we must take heed as French onion soup lovers, to appreciate when the broth is present and not gravy like. The black pepper swirls across the melted compté and finally the sweet onion. If it’s not in this order of mouthful; pepper, fat, salt and sweetness, while still nearly burning my tongue to the point that I cannot put my spoon down – I don’t what to know it. Or order it. ever again.
Art deco interiors at the French Brassie Colbert on Sloane Square
The clacking of heel or muffled rubber sole landing on mosaic tiles, is reminiscent of your Victorian town house entrance, or British boarding school corridor. The overhanging art deco spanning the bar, restaurant, splendid bathroom interiors, come in and out of focus like clouds of asbinthe for artists and pastis for poets in 17th Century Saint Germain.
Seasonal vegetarian dish at Colbert London
If you love a globe artichoke steamed with vinaigrette dressing it is a treat heard in so much as each you’ll love it hear when it’s on the menu (it’s off now). It’s the most expensive you can order in London but they’ll make sure you decide at what temperature it’s served to you. It’s trimmed to perfection but I’d still order it alone or with a close friend.
Individual oysters are sourced from Poole and Jersey. There is no more information on their size or taste so you have to spend the £5.95 to find out. I’ve done it for you (it was £4.95 previously) and what can I say?
Huîtres
I like my oysters raw and in any size. Nutty or even better, creamy with a gentle salinity. These are really good. I used to think the creamy part was the belly of the oyster. Turns out it’s the reproductive organs. I’ve a lot to learn about oysters.
Overall
As long as the Cadogan family remain the landlord or Colbert exists, I’ll come back when I can for what I pay a reduced, if not fraction of the price for in France (not necessarily Paris). The key to Colbert is consistency. I’ve never faulted a single dish ordered, yet, seen a change in standard nor a reason to complain. It’s fun, comfortable, with great service added on. Qu’est-ce que ne pas aimer?
Additional costs and considerations
The menu changes slightly with the season, particularly vegetarian items. A 175 ml pour of wine starts from £10.75 and it’s worth checking the draught pours of beer and cider at the bar where you can also order some bites and chat with the friendly bar staff about drinks. Cover Charge is £2.50 at Lunch and Dinner in the Dining Rooms and a 15% service charge will be added to your bill. The dessert menu is lengthy for a brasserie and note-worthy if you have a sweet tooth. They don’t wow but they end the meal nicely if that’s your kind of thing.
London is England but it’s also, well, London. It’s a City and an expensive one at that. After a trip Tesco where you forgot the one item you intended to buy, what do you eat? In your London flat when you have a craving but no ingredients? Order from Deliveroo or other food delivery apps every day?
The Food Scene In London
What about coffee shops (although we’re a tea drinking Nation) and Italian restaurants, sushi chains? Are they any good? Will I get my value for money – as a student, a budget traveller fighting the exchange rate? How about we, the Londoner, not wanting to try new food: it’s too much risk for our hard earned Great British Pound?
International Cuisine for Under £20 in London
British cuisine lacks seasoning or it doesn’t apply the seasonings acquired from lands colonisation. This is the reputation of British food instilled into many non-Brits. We have marmite and the scotch bonnet pepper. Neither are bland.
Vietnamese Pho in London
I like the lunch dine-in option of this chain. To take away or Deliveroo your order can leave you with a lot of noodles that aren’t soggy (as they cleverly separate the noodles from the broth) but to dine-in means you have delightful fresh cut chilli and garlic in vinegar, nuoc cham, chilli oil and if you like sriracha you can go to town on it too. It’s on the table at no extra cost (except the nuoc cham which you can ask to be topped up). They are generous with bean sprouts, mint, coriander and Thai basil.
Price point dining in: £15 (with one main) A beer or starter along with with a pho or other main, between £20-25. There are also choices to make your pho broth vegetarian as well as lots of vegetarian and vegan options on the menu.
Avoiding Tourist Traps In London
So, you’ve paid your extortionate fee to sleep well, refrigerate foodstuffs and already packed Fortnum and Mason tea bags as gifts. Supermarket bought bagged and loose tea leaves taste great too, by the way. So do the biscuits and chocolates from Tesco or Morrisons. It’s how Londoners survive, in case you were wondering.
After scrolling through TikTok and watching you tubers munch on chocolate covered strawberries in Borough Market for the hundredth time.. What do you actually eat here? Whatever you want, of course!
A running theme you’ll notice in this blog is that I like to dine out where I can order menu items or dishes I wouldn’t typically make myself. English breakfasts in London are not something I’m familiar with as I like a Greasy Spoon. Sadly, the reality is that: I liked a Greasy Spoon. I’m not talking about Regency Cafe or E. Pellecci in Bethnal Green. I’m talking about the liquidation prone Greasy Spoon by the laundromat where a bacon sarnie cost £1.50. If you have a kitchen in your air bnb and you’re staying for over 3 nights, buy: a tin of Heinz baked beans from Tesco; along with some eggs, tomato, oyster mushrooms, toast, British Cumberland or Richmond sausages, British bacon and black pudding. It sounds like a lot but it’s not when portioned out.
Alternatively, if you’re kitchen free and like big breakfast, The Ritz Cafe in Hammersmith on the District and Piccadilly lines serves you a make your own English Breakfast with a choice of tea or coffee for £7-11.
Indian Street Food in London
Pani puri, dosa, vegetarian delights, lamb, combined with seafood, flavours from Goa are discoveries to be found in Southall. Southall is a West london residential area away from the tourist magnet that is Central London, which can be reached by public transport on the recently built Elizabeth line. If you’re in Ealing, West London, or happen to be staying in the area for its easy access via public transport to Heathrow and most places across London, you can tray an array of Indian street. It’s street food heaven if you want to nibble away on delights and purchase some spices for cooking. I would dine-in for dosa and reserve the bigger meals with starters, mains and naan with or following a pint, for Brick Lane in Shoreditch, East London. Dosa tastes better when its hot and fresh and enjoyed on a plate, in my opinion. Pani puri needs to eaten standing up by a street cart if you’re to avoid inauthentic add ins or service for bites you pop in your mouth and off you go!
For chaats, puris, pakoras and samosas for under £5 while you stand and chat to locals before deciding where to shop, the two links below offer a starting point into what Indian street food in Southall, London has to offer.
Pret a manger is the typical sandwich chain you’ll see in every Borough of London. More or less. That’s because it’s fresh and located by City offices or where one typically takes out a sandwich and heads back to the office.
£8.70 Deli Sandwich in London
When I think of a deli sandwich, I think filling. Layers and layers of filling, stacked so that I can’t finish the sandwich and the other half can conveniently fill me up later in the day. At £8.70, this offering from Delizie D’Italia for any of their sandwiches – including vegetarian options – is what I would call value for money.
Best Dim Sum In Chinatown London
As much as I’d love to eat it every day or at least once a week, dim sum is not cheap. Cheung fun in London is hit and miss. More on China Town later.. but if you get to Leicester Square I suggest you keep some cash on and make a dash for Kowloon Bakery on Gerrard Street. Grab some fresh – make sure they’re fresh – Youtiao and whatever freshly baked treats take your fancy. Point at the display if you can’t pronounce the items you’d like to try and let the lovely lady get your goods ready while you head to the counter on the right ready to pay. Everything is under £6 per piece, tastes as good as you’ll get in London and not just for the price.
Pro tip for visiting London’s Chinatown: Lo’s Noodle Factory supplies most of Chinatown in London’s dim sum restaurants which noodles and dumpling wrappers. You can purchase these from them directly on Dansey place in Chinatown.
Beijing Dumpling Chinatown London
If you need to rest your legs, I like Beijing Dumpling on Lisle Street in Chinatown for the fact that they don’t care if you’re alone, how much you order, you can see them make the dumplings; it’s hard to spend over £25pp minus alcohol (which is unique for a dim sum spot) and you can order a bottle of house wine for £17.50 and take it home with you if you don’t finish it. It get’s busy at peak times but the queue moves fast. It’s not as instagram-able like Din Tai Fung or Leongs Legend but it does the job.
Nearby (3 min walk away) in the same London China Town at 3-6pm slurp one-pound-a-pop oysters at Burger and Lobster on Wardour Street.
Cheap Pizza in London
If you’re sick of frozen pizza or craving pizza in London as a tourist, there are too many options. If you are visiting from Napoli you’ll shed a tear at the prices. Pizza Union, with various locations throughout East London and one in Kings Cross, doesn’t compare to Napoli but at least we’re talking £4 for a marinara from the start. We are talking about budget eats in London that don’t make you feel like you’re on a budget. So I’m including it as you won’t spend over £10 for a 12 inch pizza here. There is a whole lot of pizza in London. Sicilian, Neapolitan, Roman, etc. May be a discussion for another blog.
Is Wetherspoons Any Good?
The first Wetherspoons pub opened in Wales. You can get a full English there for £6 at most JD Wetherspoons pubs. Along with a pint you can tuck into an array of offerings like burgers and curries. It can get rowdy in the evenings. The clientele can change dramatically, depending on the Wetherspoon’s location, so take note. Or rather, take caution (especially if you’re with children).
If you’re craving a beer and quick bite you can find a Wetherspoon’s pub here, saving you some time on trying figure out how to spot them. I believe they have beers on tap for under £3 on Mondays.
Finally, if you’ve read till the end, I would love to know your budget eats in London. Where did you get the most value for your money eating out in London? Would you be interested in a part 2 from a resident of this City for 25 years? What types of cuisine interest you the most?
The bouncer at the door, the hidden cobbled pathway of Raphael Street, the Knightsbridge address discreetly possessing no view of Harrods while neighbouring a Green King Pub— are all really good things about ZUMA, London. No, really, they are.
Not many people talk about his upscale Japanese restaurant chain, as they do say, Nobu. It doesn’t boast an Omakase Menu. Nor a Michelin Star. Two things that, when it comes to eating raw fish in any Mainland Capital, regardless of what counts for supply-demand freshness, I have an open mind. By that I mean I don’t care.
Wagyu beef
Before we get into details, the interiors and all that vibey stuff, I have to mention I’ve been coming here for after work drinks, snacks, meals (always dinners), blow out birthdays for about a decade.
We give our names for the reservation for 5 at 7pm on a Saturday. I’m used to giving my coat (it was one of those London October days) but for the first time no offer was given to take it and I missed the Zuma emblazoned coat check. I didn’t know it yet but it was a sign of things to come.
We were sat with our backs to the cold wind blowing every opening of the entrance so I asked if it was possible to be sat somewhere else. My request was greeted with the response my grasp of both Knightsbridge service industry and Eastern European etiquette and culture deemed admissible.
All cosy with views of both chefs and grill at a wooden specimen of a table, not out of place in Ibiza: the comfortable deportation trumped their Wifi.
We need to get into the food and drink now as that’s what we’re here for.
Edamame salted and spicy arrives. I notice no one touches the spicy one and that’s because it tastes like warmed up Sriracha on top. I hear the miso soup tastes good from the other three diners. It was placed in front of me and when I handed the tea cup sized portion to my fellow diner, the contents did not pique my curiosity.
The aubergine main character at Zuma, now in the snacks and soup section of the menu, is not here to play. The buttery flesh has no give. It’s skin is so thin that any bitter char whispering smoke into the now baby aubergine cylinder shaped presentation, is obsolete.
The best bite of Aubergine in London yet
japanese aubergine, white sesame and kinome
Creamy caramelised miso paste topped with a thin garnish complete the oblong platter that – since the Post Covid renovation –has changed in both mouth feel and ingredient choice.
I top each subsequent bite with a topping of generous wafer-thin slices of Jalapeño as that’s how I like it. If you ask for them as I did, they cut through the richness, which a toothsome sprig of sprightly coriander to substitute the interminable green on each moreish morsel, is my palate’s only suggestion.
The burnt tomato and aubergine salad made its way into inconsistent dishes unworthy of recommending in future while the Zuma salad, a little over £3 dearer was fresh, ingredient heavy and interesting.
burnt tomato and aubergine salad with smoked tofu, kinome
yaki nasu to tomato no sarada, kunsei tofu zoe
The skewers – always a hit. The lamb chops devoured. The excitement of Umeboshi, mentaiko and shiso (perilla leaf) paired with scallop was undetectable. Each overzealous zebra char formation reminded me that I preferred succulence and sweetness and naturally generous mentaiko flavour; coral, that an in-shell scallop provided.
The chicken wings were passable. The miso cod was left to take away. The otoro was replaced by chu toro in the chef’s selection (special?)
I ordered otoro sashimi (that comes in 3 pieces per serving) expecting each piece to create that just-over-ice sheen like quality of moist melded marbling. What I wasn’t expecting, however, from this premium 3 biter was that the fat was clearly visible. It did not meld or marble. I couldn’t take a one biter without feeling a sheath-like cross section reminiscent of meaty, raw, connective tissue.
It may be a pleasant expectation for a particular cut of this mammal, of which I do not know. I also saw for the first time a glaring hue of green on the wasabi. Having observed the chefs at the table grate the fresh wasabi in all my previous visits, I was grateful for my request of Jalapeño, if not a touch nostalgic for the pure authentic zing that only freshly grated wasabi can bring.
The chopsticks were wooden, to be broken apart by hand as in any high street chain and no resting place for them either, as was previously.
Chutoro and caviar with salmon and tuna
The birthday desert assortment comes as a visual and tasting extravaganza, garnering a bit of a show and fanfare highlighting exotic fruit, matcha ice cream and a chocolate fondant – of which are not individually sold in the dessert menu. Which is a shame. As they are the best of the sum of parts. It’s not always complimentary and the assortment is dependent on the total table spend. This knowledge comes from casual and occasional visitations at ZUMA London, spanning a lengthy frame of time and every possible factor that could contradict this.
Would I return? Absolutely – for my tried and tested. Would I take up the offer of assistance by a sommelier next time? Indeed. The Rosé from Uruguay didn’t hit the mark, although a flung guess at an under £100 bottle of white, the second time round, did.
Zuma London might not be as talked about these days as it once was, mostly tongue-in-cheek, particularly during Covid. However, it still has its hits and attentive staff, that may witter away into one when it’s a busy Saturday night. They did verbally mention that the 15% Service charge doesn’t include tips which is bold but in these economic times perhaps a sobering reflection on the real price of (fine) dining out. The total bill was over £900, including tip over £1000.
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